holy shit! everything's coming together! days of our lives!
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according to the internet...
Faithful viewers have been watching Days of Our Lives since it debuted on November 8, 1965. Days takes place in the fictional midwestern town of Salem, with most scenes shot at University Hospital or the Brady Pub. Today, Salem is home to the respectable Horton and Brady families, as well as the evil DiMeras. Since the show debuted more than 40 years ago, matriarch Alice Horton has been portrayed by award-winning actor Frances Reid. In the 1980s, the "Salem Stalker" and "Salem Slasher" brought romantic adventure to the forefront, while in the 1990s, Dr. Marlena Evans-Black (Deidre Hall) was possessed by the devil.
Thursday, August 5th, 2009
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when i see commercials for Vagisil, I wonder: would the world accept the product "Penisil"? How about Penisillin?
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comforting to see the exact same intro as when the show premiered...also wishing LBJ was still president, because maybe this show would make some fucking sense in the context of The Great Society.
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Sierra: "mommy? why aren't you coming back?"
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mommy: "mommy did something wrong. I am very sorry. Sorry that I didn't believe what you told me about the wallets and mommy's lipstick."
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"I'll be back someday." -Sierra: "Mommy, is someday a long time?" -Mommy: "I think so." Obvi. These are the days...of our lives....
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I hope the guy who wrote the score for "bum bum BUMMM" gets royalties every time DOOL uses it
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creepy nun in a hospital, moonlighting as nurse, i can only assume
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“dr.” scott: (scared woman behind curtain,) your surgeon relies on me and my input. open the curtain for me and let's take a look.
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hair-gel addled Brady: I want to talk about this five million bucks. -Shannon: "there were lots of other men, men that I loved, but not the way I loved you."
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Shannon: "you even forgave me for switching Mia's baby with Sammy's. give me one more chance, Brady." Yeah, Brady, give her another chance.
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every commercial during DOOL assumes viewers have either a. asthma b. overactive bladder c. massive debt d. all of above. All caused by watching DOOL? How can it not be?
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dr. scott is just trying to "see" the woman behind the curtain. something's fishy here. musical score reaffirms this.
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we’ve reached the half-way point, and Sierra still has been given no clear answer as to why mommy is going away
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what is this goddamn nun doing in a hospital? What is she, some kind of nun-nurse hybrid? There's no catheter training at the Convent, last time I checked
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dr. scott: miss, do I know you? if we've met, this will not change how I assess your condition. I get a sense you want my help. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
alright, Sierra. mommy's gotta go. mommy, go and do your time. for serious. just do it. Let's all just move on from this.
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Brady: "that's great that you love me, Shannon, but i want you to do something special for me. Come down to the police station with me."
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Grandma: "whatever is going wrong, i know damn well it's your fault Bo!"
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Brady's being a real dick about Shannon bringin' in 5mil through illicit means. Get down from your Axe Body Spray infused Ivory Tower, Brades.
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Grandma really having a hard time understanding....no matter what though, it's Bo's fault. Fucking Bo.
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FAVORITE LINE OF THE SHOW ALERT!
nameless detective: "he's committed some mean stuff. i'm talkin' life in prison kind of stuff." -Brady: "sounds crazy." -detective: "yeah i like it, myself."
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fuck yeah! Beggin Strips commercial! That dog's on bacon-crack! BEGGIN!
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Jesus f-ing Christ, Sierra. mommy's gone, get over it.
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And so it ended. Wasn't expecting a cliffhanger ending to this episode. Suppose that's how the show keeps going for 55 years. 'Til next time, Brady, Shannon, Mommy, Sierra, Bo, Grandma, Detective, Dr. Scott, grossly misplaced Nun, and frightened woman behind the curtain. Continue to keep it real.
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